ALCO-POP
  

1) Kylie & Jason

I can't see why you're not satisfied with what you've got
It might not seem like much to you, to me it seems a lot
You'll give it a try, put your finger in another pie and I hope it all works out

You told me that you want to be a star and that's lucky cos you already are a, a nice pad, a big, red, flashy car

I hope that you don't think that I'm being unduly fair
I hope that it's not the case, but I don't really care
Just remember that curiosity killed the cat, and I hope it all works out

Kylie, Jason, lots of others too, they've all been there, years ahead of you
It's just something that you've gotta do
  

2) Why Have Cotton?

Worth it, he must be worth it, cos all he wants is someone to ignore
Worth it, I hope he's worth it, cos all he wants is someone to adore her

She asks no questions, he tells all the lies, it's been two weeks
If you think you're a doormat then get out from under his feet

Both ways, it should work both ways, or you'll be crying over your split milk
Both ways, it must work both ways, so why have cotton when you can have silk?

You can see you're a doormat so get out from under his feet
  

3) Camouflage

It seems to me that I can never please you when I need to feel that I can do something that's useful
And then I don't know what to say, nothing important anyway, I make you feel worse than before

And I'm sorry just for being such a bore, yes, I'll try my best, you're not impressed, what do I do?
The look in your eyes, means that you've realised all my lies are just camouflage

It seems to me that I can never see what you want me to be, and where do you think that leaves me?
I think you need to plug me in, diffuse me, throw me in the bin, and maybe that's all I'm good for
  

4) The Pop Song

Who's got use of your brain today? I don't think it can be you

You're told to grow your hair, then cut your hair and pierce your nose and tear your clothes to shreds
You're told to wear a suit and get a job and care what everyone thinks

Why can't you stand on your own feet? Because no one has told you to?

And in the field, there's an uproar, cos there's no one worth loving any more

You're told to like one thing and hate the next and laugh although you know the jokes on
You you're told to do something, you think you won't but in the end, you do as you're told
  

5) So Damn Creepy

So damn creepy, you make me feel sleepy, I feel the need to hasten speed
I'm living alone on the telephone, and I break down, but try not to frown

But you're creepy, so damn creepy, and you're dragging me down to way out of town

So damn creepy, you make me feel dreamy, I've got to get rid of what we just did
You rule my mind and I'm lagging behind, but I'm trying not to let it show
  

6) Silly Little Rich Cow

You're a silly little rich cow, or so they say
I don't know what to believe in anymore, it least not today
I know you exist cos I've seen you in my dreams
I know your face and I know your screams

So why won't you show yourself, show your face to me?
Let your lips tell me what's on your mind

I don't think that you're a silly little rich cow
But since when has what I thought ever mattered?
I wonder and wonder, my brain starts to smoulder
I'd cope a little better if I was a little older

I won't believe what they said you did, who did thay think were trying to kid?
When they called you what they did last night, didn't strike me but they were very right

So now I think you're a silly little rich cow
I can't explain, but I will try somehow
When will you stop you sitting on the fence?
God gave you loads more money than he gave you sense

So now we've established what you are so far
I won't talk about it, see what you make of it
I've got the deadly cyanide, contemplating suicide
What are you going to do now? You silly little rich cow

So now I think you're a silly little rich cow

  
7) Welcome Home Jellybean

When will you return from the dead? I've got an empty bed
She is turning off my radio, she want's to watch the cosby show
For all I know, but there you go

Welcome home jellybean, how do you do jellybean?

When will I next hear your voice, I don't get a choice
She is turning on the television, she makes all of my decisions
We're heading for a collision, thanks to my double vision

Welcome home jellybean, how do you do jellybean?
  

8) Wendyhouse

Send me spinning upwards to the top of my little world
In my wendyhouse the door is wide open, but not
So that people can come in, don't send me back, don't spoil a thing

I'm on top of the world, don't bring me down

Walking on a wire that I hope will never break
In my wendyhouse I can see right through the window
Suddenly it shuts and I know that I'm locked inside

I'm on top of the world, don't bring me down
  

9) Parting Shot

When I give you advice, you don't listen, you laugh
And I ask you again stop acting so daft
You do all the things that I once used to like

Cos your just sixteen, you think you're invincible
You're just sixteen, and so susceptible
When you wake up, you'll realise just what you have done is wrong
More so than any time before

You remind me of me when I was your age
You are so much like I was on my better days
And soon you'll be able to tie your own shoes

Cos your just sixteen, you think you're invincible
You're just sixteen, and so susceptible
When you wake up, you'll realise just what you have done is wrong
More so than any time before